"Right. But seriously. You're gonna need some penicillin."
In the end, my hour of modern music videos definitely wasn't what I remembered from my youth, but it was still interesting and fun while it lasted.
That said, I admit I was more than happy to turn off the TV and move on to other things. I'm a busy man, and it's not like I can outsource my regularly scheduled 2 p.m. nap.
Not that it matters, what with all the noise coming from outside.
Damn kids. Get off my lawn.